Ini ada panduan membuat artikel (ilmiah) yang bombastis:
- Choose your subject matter to be as amenable to sensationalism as possible.
- Use a catchy headline, especially if it will undermine the story’s credibility.
- Overstate the significance and novelty of the work.
- Distort the history of the field and oversimplify the views of scientists.
- Remember that controversy sells, and everyone loves an underdog.
- Use buzzwords and clichés whenever possible.
- Appeal to common misconceptions, and substitute your own opinions and misunderstandings for the views of the scientific community.
- Seek balance, particularly where none is warranted.
- Obscure the methods and conclusions of the study as much as possible.
- Don’t provide any links to the original paper.
Setelah itu jangan lupa ditulis pakai bahasa ilmiah: